christmas tv guide..

[rich.]

enjoy!
https://sniffpetrol.com/2018/12/20/chri ... -tv-guide/
ill just add this...
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/messages ... hsc4mr_Le8

[GHT]

Have you read those links Rich? Guy Martin presents a program about, ahem, farting!!! Seriously. I thought that you were based in France not the home of sprouts, as in Brussels.

Then you have a film with the 'F' profanity in it's title. The splurge reads:
Forgotten 1983 Disney adventure in which the loveable Volkswagen appears to become aware that it is a sentient mind trapped in the body of a small, noisy car and goes absolutely shatting apeshit by driving the wrong way up a freeway and then firing an air rifle into a crowd. Not suitable for children. Hey, wait, is that Peter Sallis? What’s he doing in this?

The late Peter Sallis was one of the stalwarts of Last of The Summer Wine, he's also the voice of Wallace in Wallace & Gromit. And did you see the name of the website? Sniffpetrol dot com. Snorting fossil fuel? No wonder Guy Martin is farting away.

And as for the second link: "The Waitrose shopper’s guide to an Iceland shopper’s Christmas." Does this mean a TV diet of Big Brother and similar trash TV? Think I might stick pins in my eyeballs, it's more interesting.

[rich.]

Ght.. I do apologise to the elderly who seem to have lost their sense of humour..

[JPB]

GHT, well done for deconstructing the joke. It saved me the bother!

[GHT]

Ght.. I do apologise to the elderly who seem to have lost their sense of humour..

Proof, if ever it was needed, that old people do have a sense of humour. Not so young Mercedes drivers.

[rich.]

Please tell me that was you with the handbag ght