GHT wrote: Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:54 pm...Have you seen our heir to the throne's Christmas Card?
No, but I'm thinking that you must be close to seeing his mother's telegram!
GHT wrote:I recognise the top one, it's a Dalmatian, right?
Er no, Morris Oxfords are slightly taller than a seated Dalmatian, "Bitch" - as that much missed, soppy great lump from the canine branch of the family was imaginatively named back in the day - was a Great Dane and when she wasn't sitting for hours trying to challenge the Oxford to a staring competition, she was my constant companion during the eighties. I didn't ask her to join me in the car, but as she was a good six feet tall when standing on her hind legs (with her front ones on my shoulders), I wasn't about to argue with her.
She lived a long life by Great Dane standards, managing some eleven years

before she eventually succumbed to the breed's known tendency to heart failure (as few as six or seven years of life is more usual

). She was scared of smaller dogs as they tended to shelter under her when out for a run on the beach but she never showed aggression toward anything or anyone. It didn't half hurt when she stood on my toes though.
