breakdown truck

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JPB
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Re: breakdown truck

#2071 Post by JPB »

GHT, how do you suddenly have access to this Allegro swarf? Are you torturing Allegros with machine tools? :?
Penguin45 wrote:A certain air of "Mr Bridger".....
:lol:
GHT, if you buy Mrs GHT something with no great smell, but which is sparkly, make sure you keep the receipt!
That scene from that film, wrote:John Bridger: [over the phone] I'm sending you something.
Stella Bridger: Does it smell nice?
John Bridger: No. But it's sparkly.
Stella Bridger: [sounding slightly angry] Does it have a receipt?
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"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true.. :oops:
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Re: breakdown truck

#2072 Post by GHT »

JPB wrote:GHT, how do you suddenly have access to this Allegro swarf? Are you torturing Allegros with machine tools? :?
Oh to torture that square steering wheel monstrosity.
JPB wrote:GHT, if you buy Mrs GHT something with no great smell,
I should be so lucky!
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Re: breakdown truck

#2073 Post by JPB »

:shock:

At that price, it had better get one really, really pished, 'cos even the best rum is cheaper than that foreign muck!
Mind you, I prefer the smell of the rum on my women.
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Re: breakdown truck

#2074 Post by Penguin45 »

Just for a split second, I thought GHT had bought Kylie.....

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#2075 Post by GHT »

If money was no object, it would have to be Yaya Han. Who? She's a model.
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J
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Re: breakdown truck

#2078 Post by Grumpy Northener »

The bloke selling that is clearly totally off his head as would anybody purchasing such a heap :? Then again it would look far better on GHT's drive than the Nissan Joke that his other half now fancies :lol:
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Re: breakdown truck

#2079 Post by Tigdlo »

Actually, apart from the colour, I quite like that! But then, I am rather partial to Cortinas.
I can imagine trolling up to the average campsite in that, and the look of horror on people's faces!

Happy New Year to you all.
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#2080 Post by JPB »

Tigdlo wrote:Actually, apart from the colour, I quite like that! But then, I am rather partial to Cortinas.
I can imagine trolling up to the average campsite in that, and the look of horror on people's faces!

Happy New Year to you all.

I liked the Starcraft. I loved it in fact, so I scrounged a hurl in one at a show some years ago and then, suddenly, in spite of its fine looks, superior wheel count and ridiculously easy - 2.3 Ghia spec - power steering, I stopped liking the idea. I'm sure that there must be some mechanically better sorted examples out there somewhere but the one I drove suffered from dreadful handling as the live axle would dictate its course through a bend, yet as soon as the corner became a little skitey the dead axle would load up and effectively lengthen the beast's wheelbase mid-bend! I don't think that I've ever driven another six wheeled device - unless you count two Reliant Rialtos in the same day? - so maybe any car with three axles is similarly random but I'd have had to redesign the dead axle to give the vehicle a touch of rear wheel steering and by then, the money would have gone into a nice JDM import HiAce van with a proper toilet, a shower and a decent cooker.

There was that Ambassador-based, six wheeled camper van in one of last year's PC mags, it was a clean sheet design and looked incredibly clever, but it had front wheel drive and two dead axles at the back. I wonder whether that arrangement is more or less stable than the Cortina with its "middle wheel drive"?


Rich, I found the car of your dreams, go on, you know you need one of these:

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The point there being that if you must have six wheels, then the majority of them should be at the front. Possibly? ;)
J
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true.. :oops:
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