Axle stand warning

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Cambronne
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Re: Axle stand warning

#31 Post by Cambronne »

Errr...bit tricky to weld near airbags innit? Mind you, it'd be equally tricky to weld near Sharon Corr.
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JPB
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Re: Axle stand warning

#32 Post by JPB »

:D Good point, but for general servicing and routine maintenance it works. Welding happens when the target vehicle has been laid on its side, in best hillbilly fashion, for access to the offending sections, no airbags involved. Sadly, no Sharon Cooorrrrrr either. :(
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Re: Axle stand warning

#33 Post by Cambronne »

Yeeehah! Redneck welding! To the sound of Duelling Banjos?
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#34 Post by JPB »

:lol: Always.
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#35 Post by TerryG »

Cambronne wrote:Duelling Banjos?
Is that a real thing?
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#36 Post by JPB »

It must be, Terry. I have the tune on one of my Hayseed Dixie LPs. Toy Dolls did a passable version too.

:oops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

Yeee-hah!
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#37 Post by TerryG »

Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#38 Post by Grumpy Northener »

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Re: Axle stand warning

#39 Post by VFK44 »

Mind you, it'd be equally tricky to weld near Sharon Corr.
From The Full Monty:
Well, I hope she dances better than she welds! I mean, look at that - her mix is all to cock!

I have heard that the best material to support a car is high density foam blocks. These are apparently used by HGV mechanics, and it is impossible for them to suddenly "fail". They also don;t damage the underside of your car.
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