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We have just had a strange insect fly in through the lounge window and blow itself up. Apparently it was a Jihadi Longlegs.
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"
The Oscar Pistorious story.
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Sorry I over slept for this!!
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Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#675 Post by rich. »

back in the 90s i had a client who parked his supra in a tree...
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:lol: (It's not a Robin...)
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