Thieving Scum

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Mitsuru
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Re: Thieving Scum

#11 Post by Mitsuru »

Bricks are no good the amount of female hormones in the water supply
means you wouldn't be able to hit them :lol:

What you really should be using is a set of lopping shears used for
cutting branches at a distance. That way you don't need to get too
close to passout from their cheap aftershave :lol:
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Young Farmer
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#12 Post by Young Farmer »

You don't need bricks, borrow my Burdizzo and just do the one nut without local anaesthetic. They won't come back for fear of having the other one done.
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rich.
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#13 Post by rich. »

ill take you up on that martin!!
thanks for the kind offers chaps but i already own a very blunt axe :lol:
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#14 Post by TerryG »

rich. wrote: i already own a very blunt axe
And you wonder why you don't get any repeat customers ;)
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#15 Post by rich. »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
im also the owner of some very sharp tools but i wouldnt want to waste them on crims
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#16 Post by TerryG »

rich. wrote:im also the owner of some very sharp tools but i wouldnt want to waste them on customers
Typical French attitude there ;)
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#17 Post by rich. »

TerryG wrote:
rich. wrote:im also the owner of some very sharp tools but i wouldnt want to waste them on customers
Typical French attitude there ;)
:lol:
you have such a high opinion of me, im flattered :lol: :lol:
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#18 Post by JPB »

I'd be flattered too if someone hit me with a blunt axe! Well and truly flattered, like flattered Eric.
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#19 Post by TerryG »

I'm just jealous as you have moved somewhere sunny and warm (compared to Staffordshire).
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#20 Post by Martin Evans »

What's Sunny & warm :? :? :? :?:
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