AAARRGGHH!!! My hair!!!

[Mitsuru]

I've been single for way too many years, I choose to be single
rather than have my health, money, and no-job issues worry
somebody else.

That and anybody I dated I kept on finding similarities with my ex!

[rich.]

thats one of the reasons i married a french woman, & she cooks much better than any english girls i dated
as the expression says "cooking lasts, kissing doesnt"
besides you cant stay happy all your life, you have to get married sometime

[TerryG]

you have to get married sometime

I hope not! I've been with my gf for 5 years. it's much cheaper living in sin just think what car you could have for the 5k+ a wedding would cost!

[rich.]

why should i be the only one to suffer...

[johnbaz]

mrs wife packed in smoking & i went grey soon after....

I quit just over 2 years ago.

In 2006 I went from smoking 50 a day to zero, I couldn't use patches as they were removing rings of skin and leaving open wounds
Strangely, it didn't bother me quiting but it could have been something to do with me being diagnosed with Asthma

I stopped boozing over twenty years ago, I awoke one saturday and remember doing daft thing with my car on top of 12 pints of bitter, it worried me so much that I never drank after that

I had a goatee beard a few years ago, a grey line appeared down the centre of my chin so I shaved that bit out but it kept getting wider, I kept removing the grey so the gap got wider, I ended up looking like one of those Schnauzer dogs

Feel free to copy/print the pic and pin it to the gate to keep the kids from going on the road



John