Jokes thread
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane ... well that's World Cup rugby for you!
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Yesterday we heard about the passing of a great innovator and business leader and it does make you look back on what the United States has created over the years and where it is now....
Yes folks it is respectfully true
Just a few years ago they had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash
Now they have no jobs, no cash and no hope !!
Yes folks it is respectfully true
Just a few years ago they had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash
Now they have no jobs, no cash and no hope !!
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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I'm doing my bit to help kick-start the economy...
I've started printing money too.
I've started printing money too.
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Naughty bear
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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I'm starting to take this drink driving thing seriously now... Left the car at the pub tonight and took the bus home.... Quite proud of myself really.... I've never driven a bus before....
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Glasgow pub quiz....
.......and the final question to win the £1000 is: Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" so what were the second two?
There was a long pause then a wee Glesga man stands up and says:
Was it - "Ya Bastard"...?
.......and the final question to win the £1000 is: Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" so what were the second two?
There was a long pause then a wee Glesga man stands up and says:
Was it - "Ya Bastard"...?
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Wayne Rooney is set to miss the whole of England's Euro 2012 campaign after being handed a 3 game ban.
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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The economy rescue plan
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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As I left work today, my boss said to me, "I know your hours are 9am-5pm, but can you work an hour later tomorrow?"
I said, "Yeah, no problem, I'll see you at 10."
I said, "Yeah, no problem, I'll see you at 10."
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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A couple of offerings from youtube....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Keo97K9cs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH4Yum4 ... r_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Keo97K9cs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH4Yum4 ... r_embedded
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.