Practically Classics Forum

We are looking for a decent metal worker / paint sprayer to work on our classic cars, we cater for Ferrari, Aston Martin, Mercedes etc and carry out all sorts of repairs from routine service work to a full body off rebuild. If anyone knows of someone looking for work in Birmingham, please drop me a line

Ian

We're still looking for someone to join our team

I can make a good cup of tea.

Can you make toast as well mate?

I can even make the bread!

i can make tea & bacon sarnies

any colour as long as its black

If your bacon is coming out black rich, you need to turn the heat on your pan down a bit

One of my ex-bosses was a cook when he did his National Service. He was taught: if it's brown, turn it round. If it's black, it's done.

I think Ian was looking for a sensible answer. Wrong Forum

I mentioned this thread to some of my more stable students, the ones we allow the use of the hammers, and the general theme of their replies was "Birmingham? What's that?" I pointed out that current DWP rules state that they must search for placements as far as 90 miles and 2 hours there & back from their homes but then one of the ungrateful wee badstarts told me that apparently, Birmingham is around 274 miles away.
Honestly, you try to help and that's the thanks you get. But I tried and what's more, I didn't mention cooking and besides, I lost the recipe for ice so what are the chances, etc.