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Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:54 am
by Grumpy Northener
I made my way around the M25 (J16 - J10) on Monday on my way into the office - usual bunch of nutters were present that will attempt any thing - no matter how dangerous the manoeuvre just to be the one car ahead of you - but one that really took the Idiot driver Monday award was the guy who was undertaking at 85 MPH - weaving between lanes - cutting every body up - this is usually a immature kid in a Focus or a Golf or a brainless BMW / Mercedes driver however, the car of choice today was a clapped out dark blue L registered Metro with complete suspension failure on the offside - so much so the body work was cutting into the tyres :o - I am not sure that they come any more stupid than that :evil:

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:45 am
by Richard Moss
Grumpy Northener wrote:I made my way around the M25 (J16 - J10) on Monday on my way into the office - usual bunch of nutters were present that will attempt any thing - no matter how dangerous the manoeuvre just to be the one car ahead of you - but one that really took the Idiot driver Monday award was the guy who was undertaking at 85 MPH - weaving between lanes - cutting every body up - this is usually a immature kid in a Focus or a Golf or a brainless BMW / Mercedes driver however, the car of choice today was a clapped out dark blue L registered Metro with complete suspension failure on the offside - so much so the body work was cutting into the tyres :o - I am not sure that they come any more stupid than that :evil:
Sounds just like the driving here in Abu Dhabi. Here it's a mixture of local psychos in Landcruisers and migrant workers in shagged out Corollas.

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:51 pm
by rich.
:lol:

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:22 pm
by mr rusty
Watch those old early 90's episodes of police camera action.....there's nearly always a hooligan in a Metro :lol:

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:35 pm
by rich.
no self respecting hooligan would steal a metro :lol: :lol:

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:14 pm
by mr rusty
Once britains most stolen car, the joyriders favourite :!: There's one they regularly seem to show where the yobs outrun the cops for miles, with the yob in the passanger seat holding the door open with his foot and waving a pitbull at the pursuing cops, eventually dissapearing through a park when the old bills Volvo gets stuck.

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:25 pm
by alfaSleep
mr rusty wrote:Once britains most stolen car, the joyriders favourite :!: There's one they regularly seem to show where the yobs outrun the cops for miles, with the yob in the passanger seat holding the door open with his foot and waving a pitbull at the pursuing cops, eventually dissapearing through a park when the old bills Volvo gets stuck.
..... ah! Yes!! The council railway sleepers/cement bollards are spaced so any '$hite' riceburner might squeeze thru... sans FED VLOVO :lol:

Joined up Government, methinks.

ChopperCoppa.... "he's in the Wheelie Bin....." endings really f*kked it all up 4 scallies, tho?

alfaSleep

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:18 am
by Luxobarge
alfaSleep wrote:..... ah! Yes!! The council railway sleepers/cement bollards are spaced so any '$hite' riceburner might squeeze thru... sans FED VLOVO :lol:

Joined up Government, methinks.

ChopperCoppa.... "he's in the Wheelie Bin....." endings really f*kked it all up 4 scallies, tho?

alfaSleep
Sorry, is it just me? I don't understand a word of that.

:?

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:51 am
by JPB
It's a North/South thing, Rick. :D ;)

Re: Deathtraps & Idiots

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:41 am
by Phil P
I didn't understand it either and I'm in the middle. Ya' worra mean ar kid. It's a loff ayit?

Any road up 'ave noyce day.

Phil