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Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:53 pm
by TerryG
Is this positive or negative camber?
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Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:10 pm
by JPB
Negative as the kingpin is to the right of the wheel centre. Why's that a joke? ;)

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:38 pm
by Ian
One night, the Greek God Thor was up in his heaven feeling horny so decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs.

Once on earth he found a beautiful blonde lady with legs up to her armpits, the only downside was a speech impediment.

She showed Thor the best night of passion he had ever had and they promptly fell asleep.

The next morning Thor woke up and realised it was time for him to go, 'I really should wake her up and at least tell her my name' he thought...

'I am mighty thor and I must leave' he said

'You're Thor? Im Tho Thor I cant Pith' She replied

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:39 pm
by Ian
just asked my mum if I can lick the bowl, she told me 'No, you can flush it like everyone else does'

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:00 pm
by Ian
Ive just met the man who invented the window sill. What a Ledge

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:25 pm
by Fatbloke
Thor was Norse not Greek. ;) :ugeek:

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:15 pm
by JPB
Fatbloke wrote:Thor was Norse not Greek. ;) :ugeek:
Yep, he was a norse. I know this because he gave me my flu jab last winter. :oops:

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:27 pm
by tractorman
Ecky me, I knew they were short of doctors, but didn't realise an 'orse could give flu jabs :o

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:08 am
by Phil P
A Norse a Norse my................

Re: Jokes thread

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:22 pm
by Mitsuru
BBQ Beef anybody? :lol:
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Or is that the afterburn of the previous nights curry? :lol: