Practically Classics Forum

All England games will be moved to the gay adult channel next week as screening of eleven arseholes being hammered for 90 minutes is considered too explicit for ITV.

I hear Oxo are making a new product, the packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock

The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst period in history

NEWS FLASH________ Tidal wave heading for ENGLAND as 3 million SCOTS piss themselves laughing

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? - Tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Final? - Referee

NEWS FLASH________ England have just hired a new coach? A 30-seater to the airport

This got sent to me on facebook but I had to post it on here

No point in posting the advert but someone is selling this for £600 Not funny until you read the MOT advisories

I don't see the problem....

Tim Vine's best joke yet. "I have just sold my vacuum cleaner........well it was only gathering dust!" Brilliant.

as worn by the school's tutors:

How do you confuse an archaeologist?



Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from