Practically Classics Forum

Today was International Women's day.

It was supposed to be yesterday, but they took so long getting ready.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

The difference between kinky sex and perverted sex is that in kinky sex you use a feather and in perverted sex you use the whole chicken!

I rang my boss and said I wouldn't be in 'cos I was sick. 'How sick are you?' he asked. 'Well, I'm in bed with my sister...'

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Here is proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it'd be nice to have another baby".
You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn't mind another kick in the nuts".
Case closed.

Mrs Merkel at Athens airport passport control.

"Name?"

- "Merkel".

"Nationality?"

- "German".

"Occupation?"

- "No just three days this time".

'So dad what do you think of the new i-pad?'

http://www.wimp.com/dadipad/