Today was International Women's day.
It was supposed to be yesterday, but they took so long getting ready.
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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The difference between kinky sex and perverted sex is that in kinky sex you use a feather and in perverted sex you use the whole chicken!
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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I rang my boss and said I wouldn't be in 'cos I was sick. 'How sick are you?' he asked. 'Well, I'm in bed with my sister...'
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Here is proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it'd be nice to have another baby".
You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn't mind another kick in the nuts".
Case closed.
Here is proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it'd be nice to have another baby".
You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn't mind another kick in the nuts".
Case closed.
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Mrs Merkel at Athens airport passport control.
"Name?"
- "Merkel".
"Nationality?"
- "German".
"Occupation?"
- "No just three days this time".
"Name?"
- "Merkel".
"Nationality?"
- "German".
"Occupation?"
- "No just three days this time".
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.