
I did once go to view a Dalek replica that was on eBay, it was based on Austin Allegro mechanicals and was far too big to be a real Dalek. I walked away as it was quite unsuitable for daily use in spite of being described as an ideal town car. I do, however, have a blue box, one that has wheels and a Toyota badge on the back door. It's similar to the real thing but is much larger on the outside than on the inside, so not quite as useful in that sense as there's nowhere to put an Olympic sized swimming pool on board and not even a place to store my collection of bow ties, Fezes, long scarves and trade size jars of jelly babies. Time Lord? Nah, not me mate, too much like hard work and one heart is enough to be worrying about for now.
