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#241 Post by GHT »

JPB wrote:Look out for the Morris Ten near the end, just like GHT's isn't it? ;)
Look again, it's an MG YB, I know the driver, well I know of him. Talking of look again, tell this silly woman which side her filler cap is. Five attempts to park correctly next to the fuel pump.
I'm sure my petrol cap was on this side
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#242 Post by rich. »

thats the funniest thing ive seen all year.. trying not to laugh too hard.. :lol: :lol:
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#243 Post by GHT »

rich. wrote:thats the funniest thing ive seen all year.. trying not to laugh too hard.. :lol: :lol:
It is a class act of stupidity, if you have the volume on you can just hear the cashier groan each time she gets it wrong.
And talking of laugh too hard, John cracked me up with this:
is she the deluxe model, with the realistic merkin, the long life Lithium batteries and the fully interactive argument mode?
In the early 80's, before the rise of CCTV, I had to attend court to give a witness statement. A driver had been caught stealing whilst making a delivery. The court, a gown & wigs affair, heard how in collusion with others a number of cartons were secreted onto the driver's van. There followed a lot of legal argument about whether the driver knew, and was therefore, part of the operation.
The highlight of the case came when a senior police officer was asked what was found when the cartons were searched. One of the boxes was full of sex toys, a number of which were blow-up dolls. There were a few smirks on the faces of everyone when the officer described the dolls, but the court almost erupted when the judge said: "Oh that's the one that does......."
I kid you not.
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#244 Post by rich. »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
joke for you chaps,
welshman in court for sexual relations with a sheep..
judge asks, " why do you put their legs down inside your wellies"
man replies "it stops them kicking"
judge said "oh yes they do that dont they!"

:lol:
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#245 Post by JPB »

GHT wrote:......There were a few smirks on the faces of everyone when the officer described the dolls, but the court almost erupted when the judge said: "Oh that's the one that does......."
I kid you not.
:lol:

Ah yes, that classic sketch from "Not the nine o' clock news", here it is for any members too young to have looked at the show first time around, during the late end of something called the "seventies". Seriously, the seventies were an actual thing..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VgwxKW0J6I

:ugeek:
rich. wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:
joke for you chaps,
welshman in court for sexual relations with a sheep..
judge asks, " why do you put their legs down inside your wellies"
man replies "it stops them kicking"
judge said "oh yes they do that dont they!"

:lol:
Strictly speaking, that stereotypically Welsh (and Aberdonian, as anyone who ever listened to the chanting from the away fans at Pittodrie will confirm) concept isn't just about preventing the sheep from wriggling loose, it also gives the participant more stability when he's trying to keep the calf's nostril - which also plays a part in teuchter romance - from moving about too much.. :shock:
J
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true.. :oops:
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#246 Post by rich. »

it was a welshman that told me that joke.. really great bloke..
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#247 Post by GHT »

Well I heard it as Foreign Legion soldiers. A new recruit, having served about three months initial training, asked the duty sergeant what they did for women. "You see that crowd of soldiers every morning?" He asked, to which the recruit agreed. "Well they run over to the oasis where all the camels are corralled." "They sh@g the camels?" The recruit said, in a shocked tone. "Nothing else for it," explained the sergeant. "What do they run for," the recruit wanted to know. "Well," said the sergeant, "if you are going to sh@g a camel, you want a good looking one, don't you?"
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#248 Post by JPB »

I discovered evidence to suggest that it's not necessarily the humans doing the chasing, enjoy and prepare to be a little disturbed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMUqmhHR5gE

:o
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#249 Post by GHT »

I'm worried about your viewing habits! :o
My guess is that was a military training programme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShS6a3n2FKQ
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#250 Post by GHT »

Restoration potential,it might take you a little longer to restore mind.
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