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Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:18 pm
by JPB
Thanks, GHT, I always get that and hunger striking mixed up, oh wait, that's Audley wossisface on the silent gogglebox in the corner, he's wearing a tea cosy on his head. Seriously? The famously pugilistic MENSA member (no, honestly, he is, with a reported IQ score close to that of legendary brainbox and sex animal Bill Clinton) and all round hard case, a tea cosy wearer? Life just got a whole lot more elastic.
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:39 am
by rich.
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:36 am
by JPB
Liking the Fiat based thing.

I'd need a shoehorn to put it on, but once I'd fastened it up around me it would be grand.. If I were thirty years younger, four stones lighter and in need of some slow, noisy Italian action.
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:27 am
by GHT
JPB wrote:If I were thirty years younger, four stones lighter and in need of some slow, noisy Italian action.
Story of my life, but despite the advancing years......................................
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:22 am
by rich.
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:04 pm
by JPB
GHT: You carry off that look rather well, I would look like an escapee from specialist long term healthcare premises if I put on those clothes.
Scooter/camper device. Hmm, pretty enough I guess and, with tea making facility for the shows that drag on for days, that could be a great alternative to crouching under the raised tailgate of Big Don's MK3 Cortina Estate in order to keep the rain out of our brew.
But does that teardrop pod look big enough to anyone else here? It doesn't appear to be more than around five feet long/wide at most but maybe that's a fat scooter and the pod is large enough for a Roman orgy?
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:16 pm
by GHT
rich. wrote:why are you still wearing your pyjama shirt?

Pyjama shirt? Are you serious? It's a shirt that depicts all the famous landmarks on the American Highway: "Route 66"
And you think that it's my jim-jams. Too much grog, my friend.
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:25 am
by rich.
GHT wrote:rich. wrote:why are you still wearing your pyjama shirt?

Pyjama shirt? Are you serious? It's a shirt that depicts all the famous landmarks on the American Highway: "Route 66" it's my jim-jams..
there i corrected that for you

Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:55 pm
by rich.
Re: breakdown truck
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:48 pm
by JPB
I like the Areola, but I'd look like a bit of a tit in it.
