Practically Classics Forum

Ooh, too right I would. Rich, any chance of teaching me how to wear my jeans so that my arse crack is on show? Oh, and wolf whistling, I'll need some tuition in that too..

being a shortarse & jeans being a bit too big, the arse crack thing i have never managed to achieve that..

JPB wrote: Ooh, too right I would. Rich, any chance of teaching me how to wear my jeans so that my arse crack is on show? Oh, and wolf whistling, I'll need some tuition in that too..

What might be helpful is a pair of high heels and some denim skin paint.

john is always dressed like that

^^^ One has to make an effort..

Am I allowed to suggest that the dapper chap in the ad is Prince Edward?

careful what you say john.. remember the last person who pi##ed off the queen... cough cough diana cough

meanwhile
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http://www.lesanciennes.com/annonce/A79 ... fcat=autos
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You can show as many of those horrors as you like Rich, it's academic. If I upsticks and move to Paris, I won't have to see them. True the MG will have to go into an old motors home, but on the positive side, non of those dull, boring bangers anymore. Just dull boring new pre-bangers.
Paris bans all classic cars from July onward.

To be fair, their air quality is so poor there isn't enough oxygen for cars to run in the city centre so it won't make much difference

Terry, Paris has always had those sort of problems. Those of us old enough, will remember, Les Caninettes, motorcyclist pooper scoopers. Employed because Parisiennes were too lazy to clear the crap up after their dogs had messed in the street.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLDuIiENQmI

Definitely the wrong thread to post this in as it has nothing to do with breakdown trucks
I pinched this pic from facebook but it looks like someone's door latch may have failed