JPB wrote:Yes, GHT, Montego for the leather

Well, if you must, it's your choice. Stupid boy. In the corporate world, light years ago, my company would reward their managers with a car upgrade for their results. On the occasion of being named top manager, probably during a moment when the opposition had quaffed for too much, my VW Passat, which was the ultimate in boring, but oh so reliable, was upgraded to one of these ghastly things:

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It's a Rover 800 something or other, it also had the word Sterling. I phoned the head honcho, he pleaded ignorant and told me to contact the transport manager whose responsibility it was to hire, buy and sell all the fleet, including commercials. So I asked the transport manager what was the serious sin on my copy book. "Come again," he replied, with a puzzled tone.
I said to him that he had taken my Passat and given me this excuse for a car. "That's supposed to be a reward," he explained, "for being top dog." "Seriously?" I said, "can't you just leave me with the Passat?" The answer was no and I was told that he thought that I had shown much ingratitude.
My level of rank was superior to that of the Transport Manager so I suggested that we swap cars, he didn't want to know. Non of the other managers were interested either. I simply hated it, the appearance, the fact that it was a B/L clone of a much better Honda and because the Passat was worth keeping.
Much later, and with months of custody of the wretched thing, I found out why it was so hated. The leather used in The Sterling was exactly the same as The Montego, and if you have never driven such a leather seated car, let me tell you that B/L's particular choice of leather smells like a cat's litter tray that hasn't been emptied for a week. Much like everything else B/L touched.
I've got this forboding sense that John and Rich are actually going to like The Sterling. No, they wouldn't, surely not? Even they have a sense of propriety.