Practically Classics Forum

i dont mind

meanwhile i bought this
http://www.leboncoin.fr/bricolage/768936443.htm?ca=18_s

That's a vicious looking beast! Are you thinking of becoming a psychotic serial killer and using that to make the disposal of bodies easier or have you some less evil use in mind?

I think Rich is actually a Bond villain in his spare time

I suspect that you're right, Terry. Rich, do you have a white cat and a plan to rule the world? Oh, and a secret island, you'd need a secret island to be a proper Bond villain.

With a hollowed out volcano

dont tell everyone..
i did used to have a white cat & since ive had a couple of grey ones & im now on my third black cat...
as for the private island i live on a small farm with a drainage ditch all around does that count? & my volcano ususally erupts after drinking beer. well it sends people running for cover

You get through an alarming quantity of cats, are you sure you're not a serial killer?

half a dozen cats in 30 years isnt too bad.. some were murdered i will have my vengeance.. as for my plans for world domination they are coming along nicely....

*Rubs hands, does Monty Burns impression..*
Excellent, make sure & slit the throat of the twunt who murdered my hairy wee cat three years ago, I'm running out of bricks and he always checks his Audi's wheel bolts since the last time one of the neighbours expressed their disgust at his habit of murdering people's cats, dogs, rabbits and at least three horses but they're larger so he was prosecuted for that. The penalty included his being barred from keeping animals! D'oh!