Practically Classics Forum

Bricks are no good the amount of female hormones in the water supply
means you wouldn't be able to hit them

What you really should be using is a set of lopping shears used for
cutting branches at a distance. That way you don't need to get too
close to passout from their cheap aftershave

You don't need bricks, borrow my Burdizzo and just do the one nut without local anaesthetic. They won't come back for fear of having the other one done.

ill take you up on that martin!!
thanks for the kind offers chaps but i already own a very blunt axe

rich. wrote: i already own a very blunt axe

And you wonder why you don't get any repeat customers

im also the owner of some very sharp tools but i wouldnt want to waste them on crims

rich. wrote:im also the owner of some very sharp tools but i wouldnt want to waste them on customers

Typical French attitude there

TerryG wrote:

rich. wrote:im also the owner of some very sharp tools but i wouldnt want to waste them on customers

Typical French attitude there

you have such a high opinion of me, im flattered

I'd be flattered too if someone hit me with a blunt axe! Well and truly flattered, like flattered Eric.

I'm just jealous as you have moved somewhere sunny and warm (compared to Staffordshire).

What's Sunny & warm