
Thanks, GHT, I always get that and hunger striking mixed up, oh wait, that's Audley wossisface on the silent gogglebox in the corner, he's wearing a tea cosy on his head. Seriously? The famously pugilistic MENSA member (no, honestly, he is, with a reported IQ score close to that of legendary brainbox and sex animal Bill Clinton) and all round hard case, a tea cosy wearer? Life just got a whole lot more elastic.