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[JPB]

...Next stop, Paisley. That Dutchman's mad as a whole box of cheese, what a bloke!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vohagSDvHg

Look out for the Morris Ten near the end, just like GHT's isn't it?

[rich.]

warning contains clown & marina abuse..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw

[JPB]

Crackin' song that. But sadly, the vid has triggered an acute episode of my coulrophobia and I'm waiting for the men in white coats to come and give me one of their special injections. I know you mentioned that there were clowns, but I clicked the link anyway.
Still, what's a month of sleepless nights compared to the sight of a (Harvest Gold?) Marina TC?

Here's some 'tache action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo

[rich.]

please tell me you have a tache like that

[JPB]

Can't tell you that, as I don't. However, the sis-in-law beast does have a merkin that looks astonishingly similar if she sticks it to her face instead of placing it in its intended location.

[arceye]

I can't believe I just had to Google merkin to find out what one is, and then proceeded to spend 5 minutes on wiki reading about them

[JPB]

I can't believe I just had to Google merkin to find out what one is, and then proceeded to spend 5 minutes on wiki reading about them

Good old Wiki, not just there for the sensible stuff! I have no idea why Her Sister-in-lawness owns such a thing (or to be more accurate; a selection of them in different colours and shapes ) as I'm pretty sure she isn't from the fifteenth century and definitely has no symptoms of anything that would make me want to burn her bedding after one of her official invasions visits.

For anyone who doesn't know, the merkin was invented in the 1440s by well-known inventor and philanthropist ahead of her time, Miss Kathleen Carpet, known to her friends as Kitty.

[rich.]

I can't believe I just had to Google merkin to find out what one is, and then proceeded to spend 5 minutes on wiki reading about them

Good old Wiki, not just there for the sensible stuff! I have no idea why Her Sister-in-lawness owns such a thing (or to be more accurate; a selection of them in different colours and shapes ) as I'm pretty sure she isn't from the fifteenth century and definitely has no symptoms of anything that would make me want to burn her bedding after one of her official invasions visits.

For anyone who doesn't know, the merkin was invented in the 1440s by well-known inventor and philanthropist ahead of her time, Miss Kathleen Carpet, known to her friends as Kitty.

ive just googled it myself i hate to ask why you know so much about your sis in laws fetish... im now going for a lie down to calm my nerves!

[JPB]

It's hardly a fetish, Rich. These things are neither more nor less than wigs for a different area of the body and much as I try not to look, Heather does have a habit of strutting about the place in the nip, which beats keeping a vicious dog to scare away the local Plymouth Brethren, double glazing sellers and sheriffs after debts that were built up by the last owners of my home.

[rich.]

why? if she is cold some clothes might be an easier answer...