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Jokes thread
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Is this positive or negative camber?
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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Negative as the kingpin is to the right of the wheel centre. Why's that a joke? 
J
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
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One night, the Greek God Thor was up in his heaven feeling horny so decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs.
Once on earth he found a beautiful blonde lady with legs up to her armpits, the only downside was a speech impediment.
She showed Thor the best night of passion he had ever had and they promptly fell asleep.
The next morning Thor woke up and realised it was time for him to go, 'I really should wake her up and at least tell her my name' he thought...
'I am mighty thor and I must leave' he said
'You're Thor? Im Tho Thor I cant Pith' She replied
Once on earth he found a beautiful blonde lady with legs up to her armpits, the only downside was a speech impediment.
She showed Thor the best night of passion he had ever had and they promptly fell asleep.
The next morning Thor woke up and realised it was time for him to go, 'I really should wake her up and at least tell her my name' he thought...
'I am mighty thor and I must leave' he said
'You're Thor? Im Tho Thor I cant Pith' She replied
Strive for perfection in everything you do
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just asked my mum if I can lick the bowl, she told me 'No, you can flush it like everyone else does'
Strive for perfection in everything you do
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Ive just met the man who invented the window sill. What a Ledge
Strive for perfection in everything you do
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Yep, he was a norse. I know this because he gave me my flu jab last winter.Fatbloke wrote:Thor was Norse not Greek.
J
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
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Ecky me, I knew they were short of doctors, but didn't realise an 'orse could give flu jabs 
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A Norse a Norse my................
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BBQ Beef anybody? 
Or is that the afterburn of the previous nights curry?
Or is that the afterburn of the previous nights curry?
I'm Diabetic,& disabled BUT!! NOT DEAD YET!!