Mornington Crescent, anyone?

[arceye]

Hiya G,

Are you an artist, perhaps a sculptor or painter type?

[JPB]

No, I do write a bit but am otherwise about as far from those arty-farty types as it's possible to get.

[arceye]

Are / Have you been a sportsman?

[JPB]

I'm a physically fit sort of dude but it's not for sports per se that I'm best known. My idea of sport is catching something with my bare hands and eating it without even taking the fur off first!

[Grumpy Northener]

In that case would you just happen to be a certain 'Bear Grylls' ?

[JPB]

That'll be me rumbled then.

Yes, I was Bear Grylls, the only person ever to have been named after something from Nandos' menu.

You'll be it now, Chief.

[Grumpy Northener]

Ok - I shall be L British and no longer around in todays world

[arceye]

Hiya L,

Were you Male?

[Grumpy Northener]

Certainly male

[arceye]

Did you die within the last 113 years?