Jokes thread

[Minxy]

Wet T-shirt contest.....

[Mitsuru]

I found this and followed the link, the read the description.

check out the reviews for VEET FOR MEN - HAIR REMOVAL CREAM

don't ask how I found this website - but I now have a very smooth botty

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... Descending" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Then wet my pants with laughter

[Luxobarge]

ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:


Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privilege.

Sex with an OAP - Saga

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

[P3steve]

and you could add

Sex on a cruise ship - Admiral

[Minxy]

I know it's depressing when you look at your payslip and you see how much tax you are paying, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free.

Unfortunately that nation is Afghanistan!!

[Minxy]

[Minxy]

I was at the baths today and decided to have a sneaky piss at the deep end.

The lifeguard must have noticed and he blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in.

[Mitsuru]

[MidgetSaab]

What comes out of a wardrobe at 100MPH?

Stirling Moth

[Mitsuru]

Developed a nasty red itchy rash on my bollox the other day, went to the Docs,just my luck, dropped on the only female Doc in the practice.
Lowered my pants , she told me I had to stop Wanking, I said why?, reply was ....I`m trying to examine you ......
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A woman goes to see the Doc with a Lettuce leaf sticking out of her Knickers, the Doc said ,oh my that looks nasty....Woman replies, thats just the tip of the Iceberg