LONG.. long ago .. I was in a queue, at the end of the Team Valley Trading Estate, Gateshead. South end, joining a roundabout. The gap, here, was two cars in front of me....
..... imagine a long queue of cars on [effectively] a dual carriageway. Solid stopped in N/S lane.. clear in O/S lane ...
.... I recently rang into 'tech support', for help with setting up a client till. Guy [thought I was on mute] consulted with a colleague.... "I've got a wanker tech on the line....".
To be fair..... he probably gets rung up all the time, like, and you might get a bit jaded.