Alibi please!rich. wrote:honest, it wasnt me!!TerryG wrote: I'm sure Google on my laptop is broken
Bonnet gas struts
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"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
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i was at work with no access to the internets??JPB wrote:Alibi please!rich. wrote:honest, it wasnt me!!TerryG wrote: I'm sure Google on my laptop is broken
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Does that translate to:rich. wrote:i was at work with no access to the internets??
a) on strike
b) setting fire to tyres in order to annoy the English
c) sitting at home drinking wine and eating cheese while complaining about the English
d) riding your bicycle in a tight black polo neck and red beret with a string of onions around your neck and a baguette in the basket
e) insert your choice of French stereotype here
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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c..... the majority of english who live in my region are a complete pain in the arse...
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I'll take that as an invitation then:TerryG wrote: e) insert your choice of French stereotype here
e) Fit Honda Accord engines to all local Citroens, Renaults, Peugeots, etc. This, provided that you fit the engines in the same orientation as the originals in the French cars (timing belt at the right), will provide the required five reverse gears and the one remaining will enable the drivers to travel forwards as well, but only very slowly and with lots of annoying whining.
J
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
"Home is where you park it", so the saying goes. That may yet come true..
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