Practically Classics Forum

rich. wrote:

TerryG wrote: I'm sure Google on my laptop is broken

honest, it wasnt me!!

Alibi please!

JPB wrote:

rich. wrote:

TerryG wrote: I'm sure Google on my laptop is broken

honest, it wasnt me!!

Alibi please!

i was at work with no access to the internets??

rich. wrote:i was at work with no access to the internets??

Does that translate to:
a) on strike
b) setting fire to tyres in order to annoy the English
c) sitting at home drinking wine and eating cheese while complaining about the English
d) riding your bicycle in a tight black polo neck and red beret with a string of onions around your neck and a baguette in the basket
e) insert your choice of French stereotype here

c..... the majority of english who live in my region are a complete pain in the arse...

TerryG wrote: e) insert your choice of French stereotype here

I'll take that as an invitation then:

e) Fit Honda Accord engines to all local Citroens, Renaults, Peugeots, etc. This, provided that you fit the engines in the same orientation as the originals in the French cars (timing belt at the right), will provide the required five reverse gears and the one remaining will enable the drivers to travel forwards as well, but only very slowly and with lots of annoying whining.