Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:36 pm
Ay up!
I reckon we need on on here. So I'll kick it off with a few crackers.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
How can you tell a dislexic Yorkshireman? He'll be the one with the cat flap on his head!
BNAG! Bang out of order that one!
Give a man a fish and he'll eat that day. Teach him to fish - you've saved yerself a fish.
Jewish lad goes up to his dad and asks to borrow a pound. His Dad responded - "50 pence! what do you want to borrow 25 pence for Son?"
I can tell these - I am 25% Jewish, a Yorkshireman AND dislexic.
Bu-boom!
I reckon we need on on here. So I'll kick it off with a few crackers.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
How can you tell a dislexic Yorkshireman? He'll be the one with the cat flap on his head!
BNAG! Bang out of order that one!
Give a man a fish and he'll eat that day. Teach him to fish - you've saved yerself a fish.
Jewish lad goes up to his dad and asks to borrow a pound. His Dad responded - "50 pence! what do you want to borrow 25 pence for Son?"
I can tell these - I am 25% Jewish, a Yorkshireman AND dislexic.
Bu-boom!
