Strangest Song Lyrics?

[TriumphDriver]

What are the strangest funniest or wierdest song lyrics you've ever heard?

I've been listening to Fred Schnieder of the B52s singing a song called "Monster" as follows:

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a naughty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can hear the people say:
'Oh what a monster....'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g

Post yours!

[Aar0sc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxly14v5do
When I found this last night it had 8k views...!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHrClfKM7W8&feature=fvst
I LOVE HTIS Song!

[astrocan]

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

'Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak,
somewhere in this town.'

I'd try the jail if I were you.

[MG Mal]

Bohemian Rhapsody has the wierdest lyrics .

Mal.

[astrocan]

Cocteau Twins were always strange, if simply imcomprehensible counts as strange.

Bjork could always turn a crazy fraze and Sigur Ross sing in Icelandic which is strange to most of us.

[rich.]

theres a song over here
i do not have a great car
im not hung like a donkey


after that i get confused...

[alabbasi]

Anything by Shakira

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8QH93jWZbk

[TerryG]

Welcome back Mercedes Madness!

The strangest Lyrics must be "I am the walrus" by the beatles. Why would you be sitting on a cornflake and telling your mate that he is a walrus is likley to upset him!

[Minxy]

Probably this by focus.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ouPGGLI6Q

In an interview Thijs van leer said this song was not an instrumental but had lyrics! Well I know he don’t speak English and I don’t speak Dutch but...... Brilliant track anyway.

[DoloMIGHTY]

Modern Love by David Bowie always has me scratching me ol' bonce;

I catch a paper boy
But things don't really change
I'm standing in the wind
But I never wave bye-bye

But I try
I try

There's no sign of life
It's just the power to charm
I'm lying in the rain
But I never wave bye-bye