Ay up!
I reckon we need on on here. So I'll kick it off with a few crackers.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
How can you tell a dislexic Yorkshireman? He'll be the one with the cat flap on his head!
BNAG! Bang out of order that one!
Give a man a fish and he'll eat that day. Teach him to fish - you've saved yerself a fish.
Jewish lad goes up to his dad and asks to borrow a pound. His Dad responded - "50 pence! what do you want to borrow 25 pence for Son?"
I can tell these - I am 25% Jewish, a Yorkshireman AND dislexic.
Bu-boom!
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If that don't work, fetch a bigger 'ammer!
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Re: Joke Thread
There's already one here:
http://practicallyclassics.phpbbhosts.c ... &start=430
I'd rather not have two, so I'll lock this one if you don't mind.
Cheers!
http://practicallyclassics.phpbbhosts.c ... &start=430
I'd rather not have two, so I'll lock this one if you don't mind.
Cheers!
Some people are like Slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them downstairs.
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