Practically Classics Forum

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That’s when he realised he had made it home safely.

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind.

Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action ! So I sent her my ironing. That’ll keep the lazy woman busy.

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite ? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary

Wasn't the seller prepaired to haggle? It must be worth a punt at £500 for what is probably a couple of bushes and a dirty sensor. Hi - no, they weren't prepared to haggle that much no, and at the end of the day I just don't have time to do the jobs on it right now - and there's the oil leak too, t...

Ben, Couldn't agree with you more - I very much want one of these, specifically a T5 like yours - so if you (or anyone else!) come across a good one, please do let me know eh? Cheers! :D Looked at one today - overall not bad, excellent spec. and very straight with FSH and 136k miles, but a) the eng...

will those fit my midget ? or will they look a bit odd - they seem to have a flat face rather than the rounded one that the original fitment ones have. Mini ones will fit a Midget yes, but as you say it will indeed look a bit odd with the flat glass fronts on them. I think you can get domed-front c...

OK folks, this is becoming a very personal thread :-) Sorry - didn't see this. I tried it once - I used my MIG with aluminium wire in it and a throw-away cylinder of pure argon. It worked - sort of. The weld was pretty difficult to control, and it filled the air with ash-like stuff, alluminium oxid...

I have a variety of TR7/8 spares for sale,pair of rear trailing arms recon and powder coated and fitted with new orange polybushes.pair of rear tie rods recon and powder coated and fitted with orange poly bushes,TR7 starter motors,pair of rubber top suspension mounts s/h,rear anti roll bar shot bla...

Mitsuru wrote:Could we have a thread/section for recommended garages to use,
ones which we know we won't get ripped off at?

Sure - start one if you want!

If it works, we can make it a sticky maybe?

Cheers!