Practically Classics Forum

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JPB wrote:I will have a K10 with the CVT and Anna Friel's DNA all over the upholstery.

Is that the blonde tart in Abba?

If you find that the treacle is attracting too many wasps, here's another lubricant.

Swinger.When I first got the internet, I typed swing, for swing dance and got a screen full of copulating couples. The missus walked in, realising my embarrassment, she turned her head sideways and said: "See, I told you that position was possible!"

Agh! My eyes! The Fuégo is to classic cars, what Gary Glitter is to pop music!

You loved it, you pervert.

rich. wrote:a policeman asked if i had a problem with my lights...

And you said: "No Officer, it's not her lights that I can't take my eyes off, it's her hooters."

A Fuégo, quick, someone pass me the smelling salts.

Herald, I'm glad that you didn't. Such a boring car. if you really want to make a tight 'U' turn, buy a London taxi.

people will then forget what a real MG looks like. For those who thought they knew, a real MG looks like this! Much as I appreciate your input on this forum John, that's not what a real MG looks like. Reason being, the original concept of MG was to build hand made cars that the better off could aff...