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- Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:36 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: On set - Weighed In
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Re: On set - Weighed In
I remember those riots very well - I was managing a team of computer field engineers at the time, and Wapping was recruiting for engineers with pay of 2 or 3 times what the rest of the industry was paying, so suddenly I lost about 30% of my team. It was a dead-end job though.... Good pics - thanks f...
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:27 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
- Views: 103271
Re: Jokes thread
Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate; when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:27 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
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Re: Jokes thread
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years.
The dad says, “Never mind son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”
The dad says, “Never mind son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:26 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
- Views: 103271
Re: Jokes thread
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.
Nothing.
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:26 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
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Re: Jokes thread
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:25 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
- Views: 103271
Re: Jokes thread
Came home today to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. What sort of sick person does that to someone’s Advent calendar ?
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:25 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
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Re: Jokes thread
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:25 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
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Re: Jokes thread
Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on Friday this year”. Mick said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th then.”
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:24 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
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Re: Jokes thread
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That’s when he realised he had made it home safely.
- Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:23 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Jokes thread
- Replies: 765
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Re: Jokes thread
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind.