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by Luxobarge
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:48 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Spare parts
Replies: 6
Views: 2437

Re: Spare parts

moesv8 wrote:Cheers luxobarge I have now put the ad in the right place,I just knew I would do something stupid ha ha :lol: :roll:
Cheers
Moe
Nice one. Hope you sell them OK, could be very useful to someone, those. :D :D
by Luxobarge
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:46 am
Forum: Technical queries
Topic: Strange noises, Stuck inlet valve?
Replies: 13
Views: 3693

Re: Strange noises, Stuck inlet valve?

My first reaction is that it's a misfire caused by bad HT components - if you've seen lots of sparking when looking in the engine bay during the dark (a very good and easy test for the health of the HT system BTW) then you've clearly got a problem and I'd solve that first before worrying about anyth...
by Luxobarge
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:36 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: On set - Weighed In
Replies: 2
Views: 1436

Re: On set - Weighed In

I remember those riots very well - I was managing a team of computer field engineers at the time, and Wapping was recruiting for engineers with pay of 2 or 3 times what the rest of the industry was paying, so suddenly I lost about 30% of my team. It was a dead-end job though.... Good pics - thanks f...
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate; when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.

I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years.

The dad says, “Never mind son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.

Nothing.
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

Came home today to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. What sort of sick person does that to someone’s Advent calendar ?
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window.

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
by Luxobarge
Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103519

Re: Jokes thread

Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on Friday this year”. Mick said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th then.”