Practically Classics Forum

Ay up! Picture the scene - Times Square, New York in the height of summer. A young, very drunk and very naked young woman jumps into the back seat of Hymie's taxi. He looks in the rear view mirror but makes no attempt to start the engine. "What's wrong, honey?" drawled the woman. "Ain't you never se...

Rust

Ay up, JPB! Nah, the sound of my nut against a concrete wall! I am amazed that me, a total Technophobe, am regularly asked to sort out nerdboxes. And why doesn't anyone else there think of re-boot? Maybe they do but they want to use a size 12! :lol: Still, I always have a 4lb hammer handy! :shock:

Ay up! I reckon we need on on here. So I'll kick it off with a few crackers. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't. How can you tell a dislexic Yorkshireman? He'll be the one with the cat flap on his head! BNAG! Bang out of order that one...

Spotted Dick...

Ay up! I managed to escape from my office based captivity into the workshop for a couple of days. How desperate was I? I repaired a Ford Ka, so pretty desperate! This failed its MOT with a broken rear spring and badly perished rear tyre. The tyre was changed on our changing table. Easy. The spring i...

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Ay up, John!

It seems to be working fine now but I'll bear your generous offer in mind.

Many thanks.

Oi! Oi!!!! Looking back on it, I reckon I've caught it from the Wi-Fi system at a local cafe. Shan't be doing that again! My computer is now clean but this Trojan is a nasty one. It hides from every installed anti-virus program installed on the computer and, when the operator tries to activate a pre...

Ay up! There's a particularly nasty piece of Ransomware purporting to be from the Met Police e-Crime Unit going around. I got it from You Tube - watching a railway vid - how ironic is that? It is a version of the U-Kash scam and looks very convincing. I'm no dumb bunny and am, at least, streetwise w...