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by Minxy
Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:41 pm
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Topic: Hamilton watches
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Re: Hamilton watches

Can't help with a supplier but can recommend avoiding Hamilton like the plague. I have a Hamilton 'X' wind chrono, it has had to go back to Hamilton three times for repair and each time took two attempts to get it right - and one of those was just to have a new strap fitted which they managed to get...
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:18 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:14 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon, unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:05 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

More sad news for the music industry as Kanye West is found alive in his apartment....
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:01 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

The Self-Deprecation Society is now accepting new members.

I've already put myself down.
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:53 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:51 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

Dear Mr. Smith, Many thanks for your letter, suggesting your ex-wife as an ideal candidate for our new quiz show. I have reviewed the qualities you describe of her, and agree that she may possess the attributes we are looking for in the show's contestants. However, before we take this any further, I...
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:50 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made ...
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:48 pm
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Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

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Blackpool Tower is in need of repainting. So the foreman in charge finds three men who could do the job. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. The Scotsman is first to see the foreman. The foreman asks, "how much will the job cost in total?" The Scotsman says "£30,000." "Could you break that do...
by Minxy
Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Jokes thread
Replies: 765
Views: 103284

Re: Jokes thread

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